Archive - HeyJackass!

Video: CCL Shooting 300 S. Michigan Ave

A concealed carry license holder shot a man who charged at him in the 300 block of South Michigan Ave during the early morning hours of March 14th…

Apr 18 •

2:11

Video: Shootout with Chicago Police

The Civilian Office of Police Accountability released videos related to the CPD's “exchange of gunfire” (otherwise known as a shootout) with Dexter Reed…

Apr 11 •

2:33

Violence Appreciation Day

Join Mayor Johnson in celebrating the lives and contributions of violent individuals, while also drawing attention to the demonization and…

Apr 1 •

March 2024

February in Chicago

February usually marks the low point of the year, but with above-average temps and the complete absence of snowfall, this February managed to outshoot…

Mar 2 •

February 2024

The Original Chicago Mass Shooting

95 years ago today seven members and associates of Bugs Moran's North Side Gang were gunned down in a garage at 2122 N. Clark St. in Lincoln Park.

Feb 14 •

January in Chicago

A string of frigid, sub-zero days helped keep a lid on the nonsense for part of the month while solving the age-old issues of Middle East peace and…

Feb 2 •

January 2024

11 Years of Chicago Values

On January 25th, 2013, we launched a questionably named site with the simple idea of illustrating "Chicago values". 4,017 days later we're still sitting…

Jan 25 •

2023: Year In Review

2023 concluded with fewer homicides, fewer people shot, but significantly more robberies and unscheduled automobile borrowings. However, "crime is…

Jan 3 •

December 2023

The People's Plan

The Mayor's proposed community safety plan is a meaningless word salad sprinkled with woke buzzwords with a side of gobbledygook dressing.

Dec 15, 2023 •

Video: Robbery @ 1589 N Milwaukee Ave

The Office of Emergency Management and Communications (OEMC) originally refused to hand over the footage.

Dec 1, 2023 •

1:11

November 2023

Weekend Update #46

A short update from this past weekend with some stats and a notable FAFO incident.

Nov 21, 2023 •

SAFE-T Weekend #45

A non-demonizable, stress mishandling rundown of all the mostly peaceful, yet sometimes violent and "unacceptable" silly decisions in and around Chicago…

Nov 13, 2023 •

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