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Dec 1, 2023Liked by HeyJackass!

But it was mostly Peaceful..

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I think coppers should be able to check victims voting record before responding. Anyone voting demonrat should be referred to 311 and offered a tissue

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Throw in an additional social worker on the side

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#Yuge!

#TheRealChicago

#ChicagoStyle

#DontDemonize

Was the victim a #Democrat?

#AskingForAFriend

#LetsGoBrandon

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Look man just #shutthefuckupaboutchicago

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Looks like someone forgot about stopping Asian hate. Can we put the billboards back up?

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No punishment for doing such. No cash bail required.

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Dec 1, 2023·edited Dec 1, 2023

...plus when they release these guys from the hotel, they get upgraded firearms and new ammo. "See ya soon, guys!"

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