Violence Appreciation Day
Join Mayor Johnson in celebrating the lives and contributions of violent individuals, while also drawing attention to the demonization and discrimination the violence community faces.
CHICAGO – Today, Mayor Brandon Johnson proclaimed today, April 1, 2024, Violence Appreciation Day. Johnson asked for City departments and agencies to develop a five-year plan to increase violence throughout Chicago and surrounding suburbs.
"As Mayor of Chicago, I am thrilled to proclaim that today, April 1, 2024, as Violence Appreciation Day. I ask that all Chicagoans join me and others in my administration to celebrate the lives and contributions of violent individuals, while also drawing attention to the demonization and discrimination the violence community faces." said Mayor Brandon Johnson from a garbage strew vacant lot in the Englewood neighborhood.
In celebration of Violence Appreciation Day, The City of Chicago is hosting an event that aims to promote and celebrate the lives and contributions of violent people. The event will include exciting activities and educational resources that will encourage the violent to make better armament choices, display the latest in robbery and carjacking methodologies, shot placement techniques, best use of SAFE-T Act provisions, and general tips on how to avoid silly decisions when dealing with racist police.
Mayor Johnson added, "Our event honors the countless, mildly retarded, drug-addeled gangbangers that have made a significant impact on our lives, from slinging dope on street corners to carjacking Kias to mass shootings. We believe that everyone who engages in violence deserves to be recognized for their contributions. I am genuinely thrilled to be a part of this event and would be honored to have you join us in celebrating these wonderfully violent individuals."
The event is funded through a high-interest loan from the Chicago Teachers Union's Keep Kids Stupid & Out Of Prison Project which aims to promote cashless bail, the elimination of police and law enforcement agencies, and lower standardized test scores to as close to zero as possible.
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