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Video: CCL Shooting 300 S. Michigan Ave
A concealed carry license holder shot a man who charged at him in the 300 block of South Michigan Ave during the early morning hours of March 14th…
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Video: Shootout with Chicago Police
The Civilian Office of Police Accountability released videos related to the CPD's “exchange of gunfire” (otherwise known as a shootout) with Dexter Reed…
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Violence Appreciation Day
Join Mayor Johnson in celebrating the lives and contributions of violent individuals, while also drawing attention to the demonization and…
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March 2024
February in Chicago
February usually marks the low point of the year, but with above-average temps and the complete absence of snowfall, this February managed to outshoot…
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February 2024
The Original Chicago Mass Shooting
95 years ago today seven members and associates of Bugs Moran's North Side Gang were gunned down in a garage at 2122 N. Clark St. in Lincoln Park.
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January in Chicago
A string of frigid, sub-zero days helped keep a lid on the nonsense for part of the month while solving the age-old issues of Middle East peace and…
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January 2024
11 Years of Chicago Values
On January 25th, 2013, we launched a questionably named site with the simple idea of illustrating "Chicago values". 4,017 days later we're still sitting…
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2023: Year In Review
2023 concluded with fewer homicides, fewer people shot, but significantly more robberies and unscheduled automobile borrowings. However, "crime is…
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December 2023
The People's Plan
The Mayor's proposed community safety plan is a meaningless word salad sprinkled with woke buzzwords with a side of gobbledygook dressing.
Dec 15, 2023
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Video: Robbery @ 1589 N Milwaukee Ave
The Office of Emergency Management and Communications (OEMC) originally refused to hand over the footage.
Dec 1, 2023
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November 2023
Weekend Update #46
A short update from this past weekend with some stats and a notable FAFO incident.
Nov 21, 2023
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SAFE-T Weekend #45
A non-demonizable, stress mishandling rundown of all the mostly peaceful, yet sometimes violent and "unacceptable" silly decisions in and around Chicago…
Nov 13, 2023
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