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You can tell by your current results, that you have followers that actually can read. But the real election will include graduates of the CPS system where reading skill is not a requirement so the result will be different from your poll.

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Feb 23, 2023Liked by HeyJackass!

Willie.

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my vote for bozo goes to bob bell. not that joey guy

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Feb 23, 2023Liked by HeyJackass!

Where’s Willie?

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Feb 26, 2023Liked by HeyJackass!

On 2/23, NWSI political oracle and 40-year-journalist with Nadig neighborhood news in Jeff Park, Russ Stewart, makes the following prediction based on his own tried-and-tested formula: Wilson 140,000, Vallas, 130,000, García 95,000, Johnson 91,000, Lightfoot 90,000. Runoff will be WW vs. Vallas.

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Only Vallas has a brain, and he’s a useless tool

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Unfortunately already voted for Vallas. After he LIED and slanders DeSantis like the media does because he stopped CRT and Transgender studies being added to a black history circulum I would have voted for Wilson otherwise.

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In order of preference- Paul Vallas, Bozo the Clown, Willie Wilson and the dead possum my dog left on the deck.

Let’s Go, Brandon. As noted elsewhere, 4 years as a teacher followed by a career as a consultant does not qualify one to run a 28 billion dollar enterprise.

I do agree that as we allow the perpetually aggrieved to vote, and we don’t just shred those ballots, my above picks may not hold up in kangaroo courts or Chiraqistan elections.

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The facts are not always polite. But they are right. It’s hard for people to find the truth when only one side wants to know it and the other wants to believe a lie. Half the truth used to mislead is the genesis of a lie.

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