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You can tell by your current results, that you have followers that actually can read. But the real election will include graduates of the CPS system where reading skill is not a requirement so the result will be different from your poll.

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Willie.

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my vote for bozo goes to bob bell. not that joey guy

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Where’s Willie?

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The poll only allows for 5 options and these four are the perceived frontrunners. Got to make the cut somewhere.

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I’m getting pummeled with anti-Gardiner texts from Karen Megan Matthias. Her coven must be getting campaign funding from on high-or at least from her national sorority-to have the kind of cash she’s been spending to take out Gardiner.

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SMS messaging is cheap, especially when your list is only 100 people.

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On 2/23, NWSI political oracle and 40-year-journalist with Nadig neighborhood news in Jeff Park, Russ Stewart, makes the following prediction based on his own tried-and-tested formula: Wilson 140,000, Vallas, 130,000, García 95,000, Johnson 91,000, Lightfoot 90,000. Runoff will be WW vs. Vallas.

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Only Vallas has a brain, and he’s a useless tool

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Ya Vallas sure knows how to steal pension funds and fuck up every city budget he has been a part of and been chased out of town by them all. Vallas has lied more than anyone can count. If you want a right wing controlled place to live go move to Mississippi, alabama, florida, west virginia, texas, missouri or any other hell hole red state. Please leave illinois

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Willie wins. He will hunt you down like a rabbit.

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Unfortunately already voted for Vallas. After he LIED and slanders DeSantis like the media does because he stopped CRT and Transgender studies being added to a black history circulum I would have voted for Wilson otherwise.

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Hearing this take from others. This is one of the issues with early voting. No do-overs... well, unless you mail-in a few more votes instead.

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My wife and I split our votes between Vallas and Willie. If it’s Vallas and the Latin King, we have no choice. 😑 At least Lightfoot will be out. Why do these white candidates have to be such cuckolded pussies?

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Desantis is a fascist pig. My god you are mad that Vallas called out an extremist? I am not voting for Vallas but holy hell how are people like you out and about. Oh thats right your locked in your room afraid of the world around you LMAO. Plz move to the hell hole that is florida. I would know, I used to live there. Plz. Leave

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I believe people who cannot differentiate between "Your" and "You're" are not worthy of my time.

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We are so glad you left. We wish it had been sooner. Remember, Democrats like yourself were and are the Confederate, NAZI scum listed as Chicago>all Scum sucking Commies!

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You still live in Florida. Get your big nose out of our business. Advice: stop eating the bugs.

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But can u imagine the news media responses if he had not “pandered” to the audience!

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CRIMINAL RACE THEORY!

Not any more.

It's a fact jack.

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What did Vallas say about CRT and trans?

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CRIMINAL RACE TRANS THEORY!

It's a fact jack.

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In order of preference- Paul Vallas, Bozo the Clown, Willie Wilson and the dead possum my dog left on the deck.

Let’s Go, Brandon. As noted elsewhere, 4 years as a teacher followed by a career as a consultant does not qualify one to run a 28 billion dollar enterprise.

I do agree that as we allow the perpetually aggrieved to vote, and we don’t just shred those ballots, my above picks may not hold up in kangaroo courts or Chiraqistan elections.

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As a follow up, I gave my ex wife one of those Fisher Price laptop driving dealies when she believed herself more capable of piloting the Toureg from the passenger seat than I was behind the wheel.

Maybe we can set up some fisher price voting booths for those go can’t pass a simple intelligence/ employment test to avoid further catastrophe?

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The facts are not always polite. But they are right. It’s hard for people to find the truth when only one side wants to know it and the other wants to believe a lie. Half the truth used to mislead is the genesis of a lie.

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