Mostly Hol(e)y Weekend

A round-up and rundown of all the mostly peaceful, yet sometimes violent events in and around Chicago this past Easter weekend from 12pm Friday, April 7th – 6am Monday, April 10th.

Apr 10, 2023

Years ago some had called for and tried "Thou Shalt Not Murder" Easter Sunday which unsurprisingly didn't work out as planned. These days with the apparent plan going forward to get even softer on crime, we're expecting for more shall than shalt.

Final Hol(e)y Tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 6 killed, 24 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 4 killed, 29 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 4 killed, 19 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 10 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 2 killed, 44 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 3 killed, 33 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 10 killed, 36 wounded
Average tally: 5 killed, 27 wounded

Good Friday
12:25p 4400 W West End, Garfield Park, M/25 (homicide)
12:25p 4400 W West End, Garfield Park, M/28 (homicide)
7:00p 6700 W Belmont, Montclare, M/17 (homicide)
7:05p 6300 S Ashland, Englewood, M/31
Hol(e)y Saturday
1:30a 8000 S Anthony, Avalon Park, M/35
1:30a 8000 S Anthony, Avalon Park, M/36
1:30a 8000 S Anthony, Avalon Park, M/30
3:00a 2300 S Michigan, Near South Side, M/33
5:25p 7000 S Lafayette, Grand Crossing, M/30 (homicide)
5:25p 7000 S Lafayette, Grand Crossing, M/24
6:10p 9000 S Vincennes, Washington Heights, M/22
Easter Sunday
12:25a 4300 S Hermitage, New City, M/31
12:50a 10600 S Sangamon, Wa. Heights, F/15 (homicide)
1:00a 100 N Laramie, Austin, M/20
2:30a 2700 W 68th, Chicago Lawn, F/23
3:30a 800 N St Louis, Humboldt Park, F/23
3:40p 5800 S Racine, Englewood, M/27
4:00p 1300 S Homan, North Lawndale, M/28
7:15p 7600 S Jeffery, South Shore, M/20
7:25p 1400 W 114th, Morgan Park, M/32
8:20p 200 E 132nd, Riverdale, M/44
11:45p 2600 W Lawrence, Lincoln Square, M/18
No Accountability Monday
1:40a 3300 N Keating, Portage Park, M/25

Full Stats

Clown City Update 🤡

Chicago appears to be set to get it good and hard, or maybe it’s good’er and harder with Lightfoot v2.0 going with the less cops, more S.W.A.T. (Social Workers And Therapists) approach.

Unfortunately tweet embedding still doesn’t seem to be working, so here’s a screenshot of the tweet instead.

Maybe, just maybe, BJ is correct. Maybe S.W.A.T. would be a better option in some or maybe all cases. So let’s test it and see what happens. Our proposal is simple, let’s take two similar-sized CPD districts with similar populations and statistics; one will be the control where cops do cop stuff, while the other will be the test where S.W.A.T. will do S.W.A.T. stuff. Let it run over the summer and let’s see which worked out better after Labor Day.

We vote for the 7th District vs the 11th District. They have similar-sized populations, similar crime stats, and similar demographics but they’re miles away from one another.

Fortunately, we have a logo and apparel ready to go for S.W.A.T. so at least the city can save a little money in design fees.

How The Dead Voted

Our What’s Next article displayed a city map broken down by voting precincts showing that precincts preferred candidate. We overlayed that map with our own 2020-2022 homicide map showing nearly 2,400 homicides for that timeframe.

Our rough count of the gray area dots has Vallas only pulling about 10% of the homicide vote, leaving BJ with the other 90%. Our overly simple view is that those most involved with homicides, and we’ll assume crime at some level, preferred BJ and his S.W.A.T. approach. Tangentally, Kim Foxx’s election result overlay is roughly the same.

Spicy

Since embedding isn’t working, here are the direct links to the scanner audio:

1,114+ Days to Slow The Spread

It would seem as if our rotund governor hasn’t returned from the all-you-can-eat buffet yet as the rest of our neighbors have long since moved on from the Covaids hysteria. Someone has to be getting their 10% cut here because the only ones left who buy this nonsense are the double-masked, triple-boosted Kens and Karens that are occasionally seen wandering around Johnson-voting precincts.

Wirepoints @Wirepoints

15 days to slow the spread? @GovPritzker just issued his 41st #COVID19 emergency declaration. 1,114 days after his first one. #Illinois’ neighbors ended theirs more than 1 year ago. Via @Wirepoints wirepoints.org/15-days-to-slo… #twill #idph

This tweet embedded. 🤷

Too easy? Probably.

We have four years to come up with something better as we expect the new mayor to be a walking and talking meme machine, but in the meantime, we had to start somewhere.

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