Flip to 2023
We've all had enough of 2022. It's time to pollute and visualize 2023's dataset of Chicago values.
We’ve started posting 2023's stats and visualizations, but as is our tradition, it will take a little while to get everything lined up, updated and looking crappy.
We usually give some of the more obscure metrics, say those shot in the ass, a bit more time to accumulate before there is enough data to be displayed. As such, they'll be posted when they're sufficiently shitty.
Also, as we entered our 10th year of tracking this completely unnecessary stupidity, we thank everyone who has visited, liked, retweeted, emailed, hit the tip jar and/or bought some crap these past nearly 10 years. Thanks for your continued support.
A Short Clown City Electioneering Update 🤡
With the above tasks taking up much of our time, we haven’t had a lot of time to follow all the latest Clown City updates, but this one is rather amusing given any single cell organism knows only the CTU can pressure CPS into supporting their preferred candidate. Duh.
It’s doubtful she has much support within CPS anyway which makes the whole exercise even more stupid.
If you’ve made it this far, thanks for reading. Our goal is to push out one long form post a week in addition to our regular stats focused posts. Thanks and remember “We don't want nobody nobody sent”.